If you haven't worked it out, my name is Sarah.

The original saying is actually "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." Learning new things makes me happy, and I'd rather tackle a project with fresh eyes and perspective than just do what someone else has done a thousand times before. So let's go be inventors, cartographers and adventurers, and explore something new together.

Now in Christchurch, New Zealand! Whether you're interested in what I can do, would like to talk shop, or you're just looking for someone to join your barbershop quartet, you can best contact me by email at sarahblairkelly@gmail.com. I think we could do great things together.

Not enough? Here are some useless facts about me:

• I listen to Radiohead.
• I can only play Chaotic aligned characters in D&D.
• I'll eat lemon curd straight out the jar.
• All the free space in my head is taken up with obscure pop culture references and song lyrics.
• I've been to 22 and a half countries.
• I've written an award-winning play about the kids at uni who give away jandels.
• My favourite word in the german language is Glühbirne
• I'm a Destiny Hunter main
• I know how to throw a frisbee 10 different ways.